Episode 1: Packet Loss Pete
Episode 2: 279 Standard
Episode 3: Ingress Inferno
Episode 4: Coaxial Combustion (coming soon)
Bonus: Behind the Scenes (coming soon)
Four Sauces. Zero Chill.
Packet Loss Pete
Drops a packet, not your palate.
This mellow blend warms you just enough to keep the session alive. A favorite for first-time testers and legacy hardware alike.
SPICEY LEVEL: 3/10
279 Standard
Complies with engineering standards… but your tongue might file a complaint.
A balanced thermal spike across all taste channels. Approved by engineers, feared by foodies.
SPICEY LEVEL: 5/10
Ingress Inferno
You don’t see it coming… but you’ll feel it in every bite.
It sneaks in through the tiniest of cracks. No matter how tight your setup is, Ingress Inferno finds a way to distort your taste profile.
SPICEY LEVEL: 10/10
Coaxial Combustion
Not even GaN can handle this gain.
This sauce simulates a cascade failure — on your tongue. Proceed with protective gear.
SPICEY LEVEL: 10+++/10
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